Friday, October 24, 2008

Warning! Danger!

Just a couple quick warnings.

First, there are still some things about my condition and medical history that I need to post, for myself and for others. So, if you are interested consider this a notice, otherwise it counts as fair warning. Nothing right now, but in the future.

Second, everyone check this out if you haven’t already.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081022/ap_on_sc/sci_scotch_tape_surprise

I don’t know about you, but I won’t be wrapping any presents in a vacuum this year. Makes you wonder what else is going on that we don’t know about. What do Post-It notes do, generate gamma rays? And what about duct tape?

4 comments:

Lynne said...

I'm sure you can extrapolate that out to duct tape for your kinky porn/sci-fi writing adventure. (Yes, you must go kinky now - no one wants to read about old-fashioned American man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick sex.) Probably Saran Wrap has some unidentified qualities.

pasoc said...

Tis true. Plus adding lots of adjectives and as many different ways to describe size and positions in adetailed play-by-play gets your word count up quickly.

And, Saran Wrap is probably underrated as a sex toy.

beatthereaper said...

I am learning a lot about you people, and it is making me slightly uncomfortable.

Not that I won't take all of these suggestions and use them. In fiction I mean.

Well, maybe I could use Saran Wrap for something.

Lynne said...

So I guess I shouldn't mention the chocolate sauce or the pony cart or the handcuffs or the candles...