I don’t know what happened

Somehow I didn’t see any of what are the usually numerous news warnings about the dangers of fireworks this year.  Did they skip it, or have fireworks suddenly become completely safe?  I disregard the possibility that people have become less careless and foolish as simply preposterous.

If it weren’t already July 6^th I would feel as if my Fourth of July were somehow diminished.  As it is I am simply somewhat befuddled as to how such a thing as this has come to pass.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait until next year.